• Welcome! My name is Matt. People call me Scott. Let’s be friends!
  • I’ve been told I was born on August 12th.
  • I’m Italian, Irish, Finnish, Polish, Scottish, English, Swiss and French. Fun fact: I’m a direct descendant of James K. Polk, the 11th U.S. President.
  • I play guitar, bass and drums. I can also play mandolin, trumpet, and I’m learning piano. I’m a music nerd.
  • I like lists.
  • My favourite things include Indie, Post-Punk, 90s Emo, vinyl, Summer, freckles<3, cats, Bloc Party, A Great Big Pile Of Leaves, red & green, England, Adventure Time, guitars, drums, candy, pudding, flannels, symmetry, magic, cities, Calvin & Hobbes, pills, sunshine, flags, dice, Autumn, sugar, love, stars, cards & coins, ruins, tannoys & cordons, sapphires, trees, grey, candy, dreams, castles, Kirby, wind, angels & devils, Christmas, dragons, smiles, cocaine, chocolate, heart & soul, bracelets, buttons/pins, keys, fog, Tim Burton, ice cream, the sun & the moon, patterns, ribbons/bows, magnets, hugs, cookie dough, emeralds, balloons, thunder & lightning, mint, mansions, kisses, teddy bears, carnivals, mirrors, Lord Of The Rings, paint, Winter, rainbows, robots & monsters, sweaters, fireworks, lava lamps, lights, space, Colours & Thoughts, basil, stripes, cinnamon, whipped cream, storms & stress, Hayao Miyazaki, clouds, electricity, unicorns, ice, marshmallows, silver & gold, imagination, lighthouses, Sans-Serif fonts, powder, ecstasy, smoke, rubies, fire, salt & pepper, explosions, maps, beds, snow, books, shapes & sounds, confetti, sparks, Scott Pilgrim, and lastly, but not leastly, my “little Matt world of Pokemon, Silence and Bullshit”.
  • My least favourite things are doctors, hospitals, gore, needles, scalpels, piercings, fish, mushrooms (the non-magical kind), coffee, ketchup, feet, scary/horror movies, and most video games that aren’t Pokemon/Zelda/Kirby.
  • My favourite TV programmes are Adventure Time, Scrubs, Chowder, The Event, The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack, The IT Crowd, Pokemon, Invader Zim, Heroes, Spongebob Squarepants, Doctor Who, Ellen Degeneres’ Show, The Colbert Report, The Fairly Oddparents, and Skins.
  • My favourite films are Spirited Away, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, Princess Mononoke, My Neighbour Totoro, Howl’s Moving Castle, Kiki’s Delivery Service, Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea, The Road, No Country For Old Men, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Donnie Darko, Control, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Forrest Gump, Submarine, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Art Of Getting By, the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Mystery Team, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Juno, 500 Days Of Summer, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Across the Universe, Cloverfield, District 9, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Ace Ventura I and II, Bruce Almighty, Airplane, Top Secret, Anchorman, Kung Pow!, Sweeney Todd, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
  • My favourite books include (but are not limited to): The Road, No Country For Old Men, Forrest Gump + Forrest Gump and Co., The Furies, the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy + The Hobbit, the Artemis Fowl series, Angels and Demons, Deception Point, The Da Vinci Code, The Lost Symbol, The Outsiders, The Great Gatsby, Angela’s Ashes, The Things They Carried, Elliott Smith and the Big Nothing, Touching From A Distance, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Calvin and Hobbes, and the Scott Pilgrim series.
  • My top twenty favourite Pokemon are (in ascending order): Chikorita, Totodile, Ninetales, Arcanine, Heracross, Teddiursa, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Pichu, Cyndaquil, Houndoom, Dragonite, Tyranitar, Dratini, Eevee, Sentret, and my super-duper favouritest: Furret!
  • My obsessively compiled list of records I own and all their superfluous details can be found here and pictures can be found here!
  • If you read this entire thing, you deserve a medal!
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